Entry 5a - Alvia - Life's hard...

Guys. I'm tired.

I've been freaking wandering around the galaxy for 55 Earth days and STILL NO MR. UNIFIER!

This is exhausting, everywhere I go, I have to hide my freakin' pointy ears, snoop around like a creepozoid, and wave around my little human magic detector gadget thingy like a maniac. UGH

I'm so frustrated. I've scanned 14 planets already, but guess what! There's like tens of thousands more to go! Not including random lunar bases by the way. The struggle is TOO real.

I guess not all is lost quite yet, as Master Lux might say...

I seem to have caught wind of a vicious rumor about a town located on the human capital planet. I think it might be worth checking out; there may or not may be a black sheep living there, who brings bad luck wherever he goes. Sounds interesting enough.

Oh I almost forgot! Get a load of this... The humans have ever so dubiously named their capital the Holy Land of the Great Human Race. What absolute imbeciles.

The only good thing about going to this Holy Land, is apparently, the human's merged penguins into the ecosystem. YEAH PENGUINS! WOOOOOOOO! At least I have that too look forward to. I love penguins, they're so dramatic and fun and silly and snuggly!

I hope they brought Mr. Jiggles over as one of the apex breeders! He was always following me around.

Anyway, I think that's enough rambling for one night. I'm going to lock in the coordinates and get some sleep.

See ya!

~Alvia